I'm married. You are married. What's his best quality, ma'am? Huge d!ck. Huge d!ck. D!ck. Can he pay rent? Nope, addicted to opioids. But he got a big ass d!ck! No. You don't know, you never measured? Bigger than my throat. Bigger than your throat? That's great. Bigger than your throat. Holy Toledo. Do you ever... do you have a gag reflex or no? No
This the only black people here? One, two, three. Four, five. Can I get six? Six. Can I get seven? Seven. Can I get eight? Can I get eight? Bitch, why are you not raising your hand? You better stand up for your people, quit playing. I love diversity in my audience. I got any Mexicans? Mexicans. Okay, I hear you, baby. I love my Mexicans, like Selen
TikTok @redneck1078 Hey Siri, why don't you go ahead and order me some Magnum XLs? Why? Are you planning on making some balloon animals or something? Nah, nah, I think I might actually get lucky this weekend. Bro, even if that were true, you know damn well that micro muffin you're packing in your drawers isn't filling no damn Magnum XL. Bitch, you
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